This morning is totally nuts!. Everything that happened is just crazy. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. I need a moment to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a hat. It seemed totally unfazed. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Honestly I Don't Wrap My Head Around It!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to be a dream, right?

• My mind is blown
• There has to be an explanation
• Help me out here

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just occurred. I was walking down the street when all of a sudden this huge bird flew down from the sky. It was holding a gold coin! Seriously. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I still can't believe what I just saw.

Unbelievable! totally astonishing

Can you believe it? I can barely understand {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I swear this is {thereality. This story is so unrealistic, I almost doubt it's . true.

• Maybe it was a hallucination? {I just can't explain this.

You Won't Believe This

This situation is absolutely insane. I don't wrap my head around what they've just heard. It's like a bad joke. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Is this actually happening?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this check here mean? This changes everything.